Friday, April 07, 2006

For those ppl who have yet to step foot outside RJC for breaks..we are proud to present to you the Makan Sutra...

1) S 11
The ban mian there rocks my socks off.. especially with the egg.wah..heaven sia..just that you must eat the ENTIRE bowl to really enjoy n not juz one strand n say u r full. The Gui Hua chao fan(fried rice)..wa best in Bishan.OK la..best in s11.And do you know..they are so innovative they also have SAMBAL FRIED RICE.YEshh..sambal fried rice. That's rice fried with sambal. The fishball noodles is also not bad but comparable to school standard.So $1.80 from school or $2.50(70 cents for that extra bowl of qing1 dan4 soup),u decide. Now the downside is that when u walk there, you will get wet, rain or shine. Sun..cos u sweat so much until ur shirt/blouse transparent. Rain..dun needa explain.

take.some.water rating: 6 saliva droplets out of 10

2)Thomson Plaza
Wa...our territory man. We know it left right inside outside frontside backside upside down. There are many food outlets there but for now we shall concentrate on that wonderful food court. The mini wok noodle there is really niceee..observe the uncle when he prepares it.Wah piang..stylo sia. The claypot chicken rice is also good..just needa go that extra mile to scrap off all the chao ta rice grains at the bottom to get ur total value worth. If you sibei got time ar...go try the char kway teow,hokkien noodle stall. Got fight with RJ's stall no. 2. One plate of noodles can take up to 15 mins to prepare. The korean food stall is super expensive and not exactly very feeling. So if u got money to spare...go ahead n try it n tantalize ur taste buds. But we would rather you do some charity and donate it to us. Ah now..prawn noodles.Literally one prawn with a few strands of noodles. Super kiam like anything. Theres a reason why they dun call it prawnS noodles. The good thing about there is the air con cools you down after that treacherous 300 metres walk in from the bus stop. Oh..and to get back..u have to cross ONE overhead bridge which is like hell lot of steps to get to the bus stop to return back to school. Just pray u dun see 410 rumblin past right before your eyes. Or u can go think of sth that starts with "cher cher sorry ar..i late because.." Tip: the excuse of finding a lost shoebag never fails to work. As for the bus timings to ensure you dun get back TOO LATE..feel free to contact us. We offer tour packages for a very affordable fee.

take.some.water rating: 8 saliva droplets out of 10

3)Longhouse
The person who invented the fan blowing the water sprays to cool down the diners..really damn smart. It DOESN'T even cool you down..just succeeds in making your shirt/blouse more transparent. Now one thing you must NEVER NEVER NEVER do is to order from that char kway teow stall. Paste sign in front say hao3 chi1, even we can lie better. Tat plate of char kway teow can be finished in just 8 spoons. OK la..give them face.Mayb 5. So hao3 chi1 until u can finish it sooooooo quickly!!WOW....the duck rice stall there is quite good. The soup is quite tasty when piping hot and the duck is really duck. Not those type of duck rice stalls which actually should be called duck bones rice stalls. Worth it to eat cos it fills your stomach. It did fill ours after eating that char kway teow which barely lined the walls of our small intestines. The ba chor mee is also good. Quite tasty n it does fill u if u r not really that hungry.. Oh. And here's a challenge. Try to get to longhouse eat n be back within 25 mins. U can beat our record...we offer you a free tour package to Thomson Plaza.

take.some.water rating: 5 saliva droplets out of 10

*A darn loud Ding Dong* "Attention library users..the library's lights will be turned off in 5 minutes.." wAHHH. the guy's sexxxxyyyyy voice derailed my train of thoughts. the librarins are like staring at us now..wah cannot cannot. They circling us now like vultures. Better fai di zhao n kin4 n chiapat n hurry n kuai1 dian3 get lost ...we dun want to be the stars of a Rafflesian Kung Fu Hustle in the library...One librarian is already snatching my mouse away...