Thursday, April 13, 2006

Since our "teachers" signed us up for some funny male grooming course, we should start behaving like fine gentlemen. Here are 10 tips for those out there who are gentlemen wannabes..

1) When u see a gal with a heavy camping bag, offer to help before her frenz turn on u and scold u "I thought xxx was ur role model? How come u neva help her carry her bag?Aiyoooo...."

2)When some gal kops ur stuff n leave a 8 days magazine special on ur chair in exhange,politely tell her "no,thanks" and ask her for ur stuff back. If not..theres always the alternative of trading with her for her pencil box. Like they said, nothing is free in this world.

3)When a gal whacks ur head with a file, turn around and stare at her blankly and smile...pretend u have a concussion.We are not kiddin..it gives tat gal MAXIMUM satisfaction...

4)When a gal asks u for any clarifications on certain sensitive words..offer her ur wide range of vocabulary.We have to share our knowledge.Or else..bring her to see the school counsellor.

5)When a gal cannot finish her food and ask you to clean up her plate, be nice and eat up the remaining food and not lecture her about sending her to Africa.

6)When a gal feels cold,offer her ur shirt.So gentlemen wannabes..rmb..always wear TWO shirts minimum everytime u enter some cold place like the lecture theatres.

7)When a gal wants u to take over her for like let's say..half n hour..to coach a xiao mei mei while she goes for trainin, agree wholeheartedly. Cos heaven knows what would happen if u say no. She might just ask the xiao mei mei to shout "molest". Never fear..if its ur lucky day..many strangers will pop by and just take over ur duty.

8)When a gal lends u something, no matter how insignificant it is to her, rmb this golden rule. NEVER lose it. Even if it means swimming halfway out to South China Sea from the shores of east coast park. Be a man and do the right thing. Swim.

9)If u r with a gal and she loses her way around Singapore, offer to lead. Why? Cos if not we will be walkin for a long long time as everybody will dao her when she asks for directions...

10)When a gal asks why do some guys like to type such crappy stuff,laugh and limp away. Cos we want them to know we are lame....

The End.

Disclaimer: take.some.WaTeR. means no offense to anybody. If you are offended, just read tip number 10. If you are still not appeased, come find us. As fine gentleman, we dont mind sacrificing our training time to sit in the canteen and explaining things. Just as long as u understand wat we are talking about.